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PostSubject: The job of your dreams   Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:29 pm

If you could have chosen one job, whatever job it might be.. but don't do the unrealistic crap, it gotta be a REAL job.. no, superhero is not a real job

I think this could be interesting.. I especially wanna hear light's dream job Surprised


If I could chose then I would like to be

a photographer for a playboy(/any other dirty) magazine



I kinda randomly mentioned, and thought it could be a fun topic.. don't make meh fail lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:28 pm

my dream job would be to work for the SONY under their videogame department Guerilla would be my top choice from SONY
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:21 pm

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I'm thrilled to come across a notice on craigslist looking for subjects to demonstrate the impact of the club drug GHB on driving ability; I imagine myself going to raves and then speeding home, a clinician riding shotgun. But the trial is over subscribed. So I settle for a study observing the effects of Stone Age nutrition — the so-called Paleolithic diet — on modern-day Americans of average physical condition. The pay is commensurate with the risk: $200 plus free food for three weeks.
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:47 am

forensic pathologist with apprenticeship in crime stuffs =)

if this job doesnt make sense... its my dictonarys fault ^^
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:58 am

I get exactly what you mean. So you wanna be that fat old guy with white hair off CSI? =P

I would be a doctor, coz thats what I wanna be in real life, and according to my mum's psychic thats what im gonna be =D

Woot! ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:24 pm

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I get exactly what you mean. So you wanna be that fat old guy with white hair off CSI? =P

I would be a doctor, coz thats what I wanna be in real life, and according to my mum's psychic thats what im gonna be =D

Woot! ^_^

Speaking of CSI, I want to be the guy who presses the button and enhances a cheap gas station security tape into HD.

"Right, let's just hit ..... enhance.... and then one more time.. OK, I'm going to zoom in on the reflection off his eyeglasses so we can get a closer look a that guy's fingers. OK, now I'm just going to run his fingerprints through my SuperDuperDatabase.. just give it a second here... OK, we have a match! Plot point delivered, with minimum logic and we are moving on! My work here is done."
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:08 pm

How come no one have mentioned gynecologist yet?
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:08 pm

I could also be a surgeon, putting breast implants into girls and see how nice they look Shocked

Would be awesome tho Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:15 pm

Because its no the perviest job possible topic Bjell?

My job is normal and what I want =D

Non-Pervy =D
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:41 pm

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Sospitas wrote:
I get exactly what you mean. So you wanna be that fat old guy with white hair off CSI? =P

I would be a doctor, coz thats what I wanna be in real life, and according to my mum's psychic thats what im gonna be =D

Woot! ^_^

Speaking of CSI, I want to be the guy who presses the button and enhances a cheap gas station security tape into HD.

"Right, let's just hit ..... enhance.... and then one more time.. OK, I'm going to zoom in on the reflection off his eyeglasses so we can get a closer look a that guy's fingers. OK, now I'm just going to run his fingerprints through my SuperDuperDatabase.. just give it a second here... OK, we have a match! Plot point delivered, with minimum logic and we are moving on! My work here is done."

sounds like blade runner
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:51 pm

bjellicious wrote:
How come no one have mentioned gynecologist yet?
none of us is desperate to get laid or see boobs or pussies =)

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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:52 pm

Belletrice wrote:
bjellicious wrote:
How come no one have mentioned gynecologist yet?
none of us is desperate to get laid or see boobs or pussies =)

I'm not sure what forum you thought this was Bell, but this is Destiny....
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:59 pm

Belletrice wrote:
bjellicious wrote:
How come no one have mentioned gynecologist yet?
none of us is desperate to get laid or see boobs or pussies =)


but you'd like to see alot of penis then?

I suppose that is right, as you didn't mention that.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:54 pm

bjellicious wrote:
How come no one have mentioned gynecologist yet?


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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:08 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:27 pm

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Later that evening....
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:08 pm

I lol'd lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:35 am

Oh god that was hilarious!!!

I would be a rail road fixer!!
I've been working on the railroad
All the livelong day
I've been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away

Can't you hear the whistle blowing
Rise up so early in the morn
Can't you hear the captain shouting
Dinah, blow your horn

Dinah, won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow your horn
Dinah, won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow your horn

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming on the old banjo, and singing

Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Strumming on the old banjo




Yay what a wondefull song Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:03 am

My boyfriend didn't write here yet and that makes me wonder...


If it was something more unrealistic, I'd say wife of a dictator. *cough*

More realistic: Guildbogey (wait, already got that one).

I'm working hard on getting a job training as an office clerk.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not planning on ending as a simple typist,
but in a ruling position, where the fun takes place.

I'm pretending to be good at organisation atm, cos I love to control everything.
It's not exactly the same ability, but at the end of the day:
Who cares, as long as the job gets done?

My self-esteem needs some self-responsibility and a result at the end of the day.
If I can't see what I've done, I feel bad and get depressed again.
If there's something to point at, to be proud of, which is worth fighting for,
then I'm all good.

I guess that's one of the reasons why I was working hard on creating perfect dungeon parties.
oO Negative reason, but I hope the outcome wasn't too bad. xD

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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:44 am

Well I guess now I'm forced to write a few sentences myself :-D

First thing, I don't have any urge to be a dictator... I just don't feel that lust for power that is so wide-spread in humans.

I just seek out for self-improvement, and probably the power of never having to bend my knees before any other human.

Okay, my dreamjob... Motorcycle Test Pilot would probably be cool for a while but bore me some day.

I guess having a small company of my own with a few trustworthy employes and the option of not working more than a week a month would be great.

As it's the thing I'm probably best at, I'd stick to IT business.

Preacher would be nice, too, but then again it shouldn't be a profession but a calling... and I don't think I have that calling...

So no real dream job... many things are fine as long as I end up with my own private family fortress, a few dogs (or even wolves), a few bikes, maybe a big american car (upgraded with a german motor that does NOT eat gallons of gas whenever you look at the 'on' switch) and a nuke-safe cellar full of computers and weapons... :-D plus a few drugs in case of the apocalypse (wouldn't want to live in a post-apocalyptic environment without having amphetamines or something comparable for critical situations... lol)

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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:55 am

Nice to see that someone have planned out their lifes(more then me) Mad
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:51 am

bjellicious wrote:
I could also be a surgeon, putting breast implants into girls and see how nice they look Shocked

Would be awesome tho Razz

all you need is jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIS3G64ug0
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:28 am

Makron wrote:
bjellicious wrote:
I could also be a surgeon, putting breast implants into girls and see how nice they look Shocked

Would be awesome tho Razz

all you need is jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIS3G64ug0
Lol breast surgeon not bad Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The job of your dreams   Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:34 am

I want to be a priest so I can wear them cool priestly robes and
be called "Father" by everyone to which I would reply "Yes my child?",



too bad I'm an atheist.
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