ZOMG im going paintballing

so im goin on paintballing with my course mates wednesday and if you got any tips on playin i will be very gracious - playin counterstrike on pc aint the same as paintballing aswell so... lol

Makron wrote:

so im goin on paintballing with my course mates wednesday and if you got any tips on playin i will be very gracious - playin counterstrike on pc aint the same as paintballing aswell so... lol

learn to aim

If you're going to move, move fast. Shooting at a moving target is hard

I once went paintballing, and like 2 days before i was like :

-OMFG I'M GOING PAINTBALLING ZOMG IT'S GONNA BE TEH_SHIT!!111oneoneone

To this day i say i'll never pay for paintball again, unless it's a "free enviroment" with no guides or w/e.
We had a "guide" , a "referee", a "score tracker" and just about every god damn useless "job" you can imagine! So imma start telling all the horrible shit :

- The masks would cloud up when u started sweating, so you couldn't see SHIT!
- U got shot, u had to raise your weapon up and walk out of the field. You know what happened everytime you walked out on the field? Well, imagine the robocop 1 scene only with paintball guns.
- Teams kept cancelling the match so that the referee could check if we got hit, so the game flow was horrible ; "I HIT YOU ! YOU CHEATER etc etc" . Retards...
- Inicial ammo was very little. Extra ammo "clip" was 5fucking Euros.


I will never paintball again unless it's with a private group of friends with no rules or referees or w/e.

Still, i hope you have a better experience that i did

maybe u just been unlucky with the location chii. my bro been playing paintball and said it was even more fun than in his wettest dreams

all he told me is KEEP DISTANCE to your enemies. he got hit by a paintball from a 25cm distance, didnt look nice believe me^^

it wasn't the location, it was everything! i only knew 2 ppl from a group of 20, there were to many stupid rules and the only rule that made sense (the "immune to fire while walking out of the field) wasn't respected and the referee never did shit about it!


Now what i really love is karts! I'm talking about the "pro" karts. My univ department has a competition every year and you just can't imagine the number of ppl who throw up due to the speed you approach every single curve
Karts are simply just fkin awesome. I have some pics at home maybe i'll post 1 or 2

P.S - The team of teachers came in second (out of 36 teams) , lots of practice i guess :O

I wanna go paintball vs chii =P

Belletrice wrote:

I wanna go paintball vs chii =P

you just wanna pulvurize me until i bleed paint instead of blood

Chii wrote:

Belletrice wrote:

I wanna go paintball vs chii =P

you just wanna pulvurize me until i bleed paint instead of blood

lol

A friend of mine said 'you know what hurts?' Then shot my from a meter distance. That did hurt hehe. But the paintballing was great! Ofcourse I was with a group of good friends, and we didn't have a referee or anything.

ive been a few times, and airsoft i remember when i ran into a haybale trying to get the flag and there was an "enemy" inside of there he shot me in the leg but his gun bugged so it basically went automatic LOL
i dunno if you ever had it where the gun just releases a crap load of paintballs really quick when you only pull the trigger once well he shot me and that happened and i had a bruise the size of a tennis ball on my knee, good times

i remember when louis shot me in the back of the head twice when he was standing right behind me because hes so fck'n clumsy LOL

yeah, bring money mak, lots of money. you will be paying 5 quid for like 200 paintballs - this might last you a round if youre careful

Bezildor wrote:

yeah, bring money mak, lots of money. you will be paying 5 quid for like 200 paintballs - this might last you a round if youre careful

lol i got £15 thats about it - thursday im going out with a friend (yeah its a she) so i gotta save for that aswell. 200 balls where im going is 14 QUID!! ill make em last - im not trigger happy lol

I've been in paintball many times.. some tips.. well..
shoot from a spot when only the one you shoot at can see you, or if he can't even better., run fast and duck when you run to each spot, alwyas get behinde something, dont think you are hero... i tried that.. my hand was blue after that..
try to clean the helmet each round. when i played i ran and jump and all that crap and my helmet was full of sand and shyt..
aim higher than what it looks like cause when you shoot its not going straight it goes like a rainbow..(if you got the metafore)
if you right handed go to the right side of the field, or oppsite.
i dunno about you, but i played in sorf of forest, sort of sand field with trucks and wood and shyt, inside a building, grass and baloons things and some more..
the shyt things is when you got hit in the armor, or w/e, you barely feel it.. i hitted alot times to people in their backs and they kept shooting and playing. even tho i yell at them..when i played it went pretty well, no1 bothered, was very fun.., well i live in a very hot country so, when you got cloths on, paintball suit, armor and helmet, you turn into water in seconds.. so i recommand dont wear the suit.., i got many times shot in my legs, hands and even my neck , paint go down with only water, no big deal.. have fun, thats the best adrenaline you can have that simulate some action..
tho i am in the army, so adrenaline is not like when first time i feel alot confidence... but thats me, good luck and have fun!!

Makron wrote:

im not trigger happy lol

That's a very strange statement coming for a cm.

never been paintballing ive been airsoft tho on the beach, airpox said a majority of wat i did wrong that day so my advice would be follow airpox's advice

Airpox wrote:

I've been in paintball many times.. some tips.. well..
shoot from a spot when only the one you shoot at can see you, or if he can't even better., run fast and duck when you run to each spot, alwyas get behinde something, dont think you are hero... i tried that.. my hand was blue after that..
try to clean the helmet each round. when i played i ran and jump and all that crap and my helmet was full of sand and shyt..
aim higher than what it looks like cause when you shoot its not going straight it goes like a rainbow..(if you got the metafore)
if you right handed go to the right side of the field, or oppsite.
i dunno about you, but i played in sorf of forest, sort of sand field with trucks and wood and shyt, inside a building, grass and baloons things and some more..
the shyt things is when you got hit in the armor, or w/e, you barely feel it.. i hitted alot times to people in their backs and they kept shooting and playing. even tho i yell at them..when i played it went pretty well, no1 bothered, was very fun.., well i live in a very hot country so, when you got cloths on, paintball suit, armor and helmet, you turn into water in seconds.. so i recommand dont wear the suit.., i got many times shot in my legs, hands and even my neck , paint go down with only water, no big deal.. have fun, thats the best adrenaline you can have that simulate some action..
tho i am in the army, so adrenaline is not like when first time i feel alot confidence... but thats me, good luck and have fun!!

who needs a paintball gun when you have a automatic rifle.

Bezildor wrote:

Airpox wrote:

I've been in paintball many times.. some tips.. well..
shoot from a spot when only the one you shoot at can see you, or if he can't even better., run fast and duck when you run to each spot, alwyas get behinde something, dont think you are hero... i tried that.. my hand was blue after that..
try to clean the helmet each round. when i played i ran and jump and all that crap and my helmet was full of sand and shyt..
aim higher than what it looks like cause when you shoot its not going straight it goes like a rainbow..(if you got the metafore)
if you right handed go to the right side of the field, or oppsite.
i dunno about you, but i played in sorf of forest, sort of sand field with trucks and wood and shyt, inside a building, grass and baloons things and some more..
the shyt things is when you got hit in the armor, or w/e, you barely feel it.. i hitted alot times to people in their backs and they kept shooting and playing. even tho i yell at them..when i played it went pretty well, no1 bothered, was very fun.., well i live in a very hot country so, when you got cloths on, paintball suit, armor and helmet, you turn into water in seconds.. so i recommand dont wear the suit.., i got many times shot in my legs, hands and even my neck , paint go down with only water, no big deal.. have fun, thats the best adrenaline you can have that simulate some action..
tho i am in the army, so adrenaline is not like when first time i feel alot confidence... but thats me, good luck and have fun!!

who needs a paintball gun when you have a automatic rifle.

did you shoot them in the eye jucy

LightRayne wrote:

Bezildor wrote:

Airpox wrote:

I've been in paintball many times.. some tips.. well..
shoot from a spot when only the one you shoot at can see you, or if he can't even better., run fast and duck when you run to each spot, alwyas get behinde something, dont think you are hero... i tried that.. my hand was blue after that..
try to clean the helmet each round. when i played i ran and jump and all that crap and my helmet was full of sand and shyt..
aim higher than what it looks like cause when you shoot its not going straight it goes like a rainbow..(if you got the metafore)
if you right handed go to the right side of the field, or oppsite.
i dunno about you, but i played in sorf of forest, sort of sand field with trucks and wood and shyt, inside a building, grass and baloons things and some more..
the shyt things is when you got hit in the armor, or w/e, you barely feel it.. i hitted alot times to people in their backs and they kept shooting and playing. even tho i yell at them..when i played it went pretty well, no1 bothered, was very fun.., well i live in a very hot country so, when you got cloths on, paintball suit, armor and helmet, you turn into water in seconds.. so i recommand dont wear the suit.., i got many times shot in my legs, hands and even my neck , paint go down with only water, no big deal.. have fun, thats the best adrenaline you can have that simulate some action..
tho i am in the army, so adrenaline is not like when first time i feel alot confidence... but thats me, good luck and have fun!!

who needs a paintball gun when you have a automatic rifle.

did you shoot them in the eye jucy

their head must hurt after that XD

Bezildor wrote:

LightRayne wrote:

Bezildor wrote:

Airpox wrote:

I've been in paintball many times.. some tips.. well..
shoot from a spot when only the one you shoot at can see you, or if he can't even better., run fast and duck when you run to each spot, alwyas get behinde something, dont think you are hero... i tried that.. my hand was blue after that..
try to clean the helmet each round. when i played i ran and jump and all that crap and my helmet was full of sand and shyt..
aim higher than what it looks like cause when you shoot its not going straight it goes like a rainbow..(if you got the metafore)
if you right handed go to the right side of the field, or oppsite.
i dunno about you, but i played in sorf of forest, sort of sand field with trucks and wood and shyt, inside a building, grass and baloons things and some more..
the shyt things is when you got hit in the armor, or w/e, you barely feel it.. i hitted alot times to people in their backs and they kept shooting and playing. even tho i yell at them..when i played it went pretty well, no1 bothered, was very fun.., well i live in a very hot country so, when you got cloths on, paintball suit, armor and helmet, you turn into water in seconds.. so i recommand dont wear the suit.., i got many times shot in my legs, hands and even my neck , paint go down with only water, no big deal.. have fun, thats the best adrenaline you can have that simulate some action..
tho i am in the army, so adrenaline is not like when first time i feel alot confidence... but thats me, good luck and have fun!!

who needs a paintball gun when you have a automatic rifle.

did you shoot them in the eye jucy

their head must hurt after that XD

if they hit it on the wall defo, maybe there eye will swell!

I used to go paintballing forever ago... like 10 years ago haha. When I went, we bought our own ammo and crap from the store, then we went to this area by the river with a bunch of trees and concrete junk, and it was free, and it was just the people we came with. We also basically only wore long sleeves, pants and masks. I remember my mask fogging up a ton, and getting ambushed, and just getting wailed on. Then we went to the cars and some guy (he was a total idiot haha) shot me at close range in the calf so I had a huge bruise for 2 months.

Man I wanna go again haha

stop mocking yarden... just make sure she wears a helmet and goggles next time =)

Belletrice wrote:

stop mocking yarden... just make sure she wears a helmet and goggles next time =)

oh dam you still remember that :X
i can tell ya now i am a better sniper

edited:
dam, now i saw light and bez's comments..

eh you guys.., i hope it'll happen to you too! (not you belle XD)

that's why i don't let bez get me agaisnt a wall =P

I have never played paintball, only reeball.. which is exactly the same, but you don't get any color on ya

you wuss - virtual paintball is for pussys